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Brand New Smut!
I'm pleased to bring you my latest steamy short, A Mouse as Big as a House! This kinky little tale involves two famous faces and a mountain of breakfast food. Due to concerns over public domain status preventing its publication on most platforms, this one's free. Read it here!
Hear the Vice Men!
The Smoking is Cool! project has a major update: the very first musical single by The Vice Men! Click here to find it on your favorite streaming services!
About The Author
Hi, I'm Etta Green, the world's greatest goblin author! I'm a fan of worlds that are illustrated and animated. I am the pioneering author of the cartoon romance genre. I also write portal fiction.
Please also check out my multi-media dystopian project at Smoking Is Cool! It includes tons of FREE stuff like recipes, games, blinkies, and even printable stationery!
...way more romantic than I expected. Lovable characters with genuine chemistry and a bit of action made for a fun, smart read. Highly recommend.Curmudgeon - Amazon reviewer